Rumors are swirling that Cristiano Ronaldo and Kim Kardashian have begun a romance, making it the biggest story in sports since Sammy Sosa sneezed and found himself on the disabled list.
Ronaldo and Reggie Bush can now compare crib notes on the sexy star. They now seemingly have plenty in common, as both are footballers - Ronaldo in the international sense, Bush in the American sense - and now both have spent time finding the newest tattoos on Kardashian's person.
Stories like this are always humorous because the relationships are destined to fail. Bush and Kardashian were on-again, off-again seemingly for years. That they ultimately ended up off again was hardly a surprise.
When you put two incredibly rich and beautiful people together in a relationship and both spent 80 percent of their time away from home - and therefore away from each other - it's just a recipe for disaster.
Anyway, good for the two of them. Here's to six months of relationship bliss.